Random Wednesday..Shower Talk

So here I sit with a towel on my wet head to tell you why I dislike taking showers.  I know this seems crazy and way out of sorts, but I do not care!!!  So here you go...the reasons I do not like to shower:

VIA

-       I hate having to step out of a hot steamy bathroom into a cold hallway (cold months)

-       Still sweating after a cold shower (hot months)

-       Getting soap in my eye

-       Shaving my legs

-       Washing my hair

-       Clinging on for dear life when I almost eat-it getting out of the tub

-       Getting soap in my mouth...yuck

-       Fingers turning into prunes

-       Drying my wet hair

-       Still being damp in the places I didn’t towel off enough while getting dressed

-       Having the whole process take up my precious time

-       Running out of shampoo/conditioner/body soap

-       Singing off key (that’s how soap gets in my mouth)

-       Losing hot water

-       Looking into a mirror and seeing Rocky Raccoon in the reflection

VIA

So there is it my reasons why I do not like bathing.  Yep something that is supposed to be refreshing is actually work for me.  I mean do not get me wrong I love to be clean and smell like flowers and sunshine but I wish I could choose one...either always be clean or sit in a hot bubble bath drinking a nice glass of wine all day.  Which one would you choose?

VIA

I just want to apologize for the crazy random post.  We started back to school on Monday and those first graders have made me a little loopy.  I would love to have just come home, put my comfy clothes on and drink a bottle glass of wine, but no... I had to come home and wash all of the boogers off.  Hope everyone is having a great week.

Andi